it's posts with tag: jez for fun
I did what you told me .. I sent the email to 10 people like you said I'm still waiting for that miracle to happen.
To all my friends who in the last year sent me
best 'wishes', chain letters, 'angel' letters
or other promises of good luck if I forwarded something, NONE OF THAT SHIT WORKED! Next time, could you please just send money,
gin or petrol vouchers - thank you!
HUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUA....
*dari milis :P
 | decoded | Dec 17, '07 6:12 AM
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yea, kalo di majalah2 kan kunci jawabannya suka dipasang terbalik. kalo di komputer gimana dong? masa monitornya musti ditebalikin? :P jadi terpaksa tulisan "kunci jawaban"nya aja yg gue bolak balik :P jadi ini adalah kunci jawaban dari kuis iseng sebelumnya. biar samaan sama yani juga ;D *namanya juga gada ide* oke, dan inilah jawabannya... 1. suka bikin alasan kalo telat janjian
>> yg sering janjian sama gue, pasti udah apal sama alasan gue: baru bisa keluar kantor jam 7an ^_^ 2. kebiasaan jelek:
>> ini juga banyak yg bener. karena kalo sering hang out sama gue, pasti jadi korban curhat colongan gue. ahak ahak :P
3. kalo mau bikin tato:
>> sayap di punggung. ga ada lain deh. keren banget! cuma gue ga mau bikin tato di badan gue sendiri. cuma mengagumi aja waktu liat foto tato sayap di punggung orang bule. huhuw..
4. suka pake baju item karena:
>> hampir semuanya jawab gothic. hehe... nggak lah. gue ga gothic2 banget. gue hanya seneng sama hal2 yg bernuansa gothic. yg bener sih karena gue ga suka warna laen. ga tau kenapa, ga enak aja rasanya pake warna2 pastel. kalopun warna laen paling warna2 gelap...
5. naksir seseorang dari serial kartun avatar
>> pangeran zuko dari negara api. anak muda yg dilematis dan labil, tapi keren. apalagi pas dia udah potong kuncirannya, rambutnya jadi aga2 spike acak2an gitu. omigod... keren sekaliii...
6. pengen punya ability dari:
>> isaac mendez, yg bisa ngelukis masa depan. selaen bisa ngeliat masa depan, kalo lagi ga punya duit, bisa jual lukisan. hahaha :)) sebenernya ada satu lagi, matt parkman. tapi nanti gue bingung milih yg mana, jadi si polisi chubby tapi lucu itu ga gue taro di dlm pilihan ganda.
7. mantan yang masih gue sayang:
>> actually, gue juga masih sayang sama mantan gue yg lain; scott summer & keanu reeves. tapi berhubung akhir2 ini gambar si spidey lagi sering muncul, jadi clbk lagi deh gue. huhu...
8. punya alter ego:
>> haha pertanyaan jebakan! hampir semua jawab vampir. padahal vampir itu bukan alter ego, tapi justru itu adalah gue yg sebenernya :P jawaban yg bener adalah pembunuh. krn di setiap tulisan gue, pasti gue membunuh seseorang. pasti ada tokoh yg mati...
9. punya teman imajiner:
>> anak kembar cowo-cewe. dan dua2nya bernama sam. ga perlu gue jelasin lebih detil lagi kan masalah imajinasi gue yg satu ini??
10. bikin kuis ini lama karena:
>> lagi2 pertanyaan jebakan :P semua jawabannya bener sih, tapi yg paling bener adalah karena gue kurang ide, jadi gue lama mikirnya. udah gitu gue juga sambil kerja. dan pas mau submit, inet gue lelet. lengkap sudah semuanya :D
|  | finaly!!
it's finished! gue menaaaaaaaaaaaaaannngggg!!!
target jadi cover 20 majalah & 10 dvd pun sudah terpenuhi ;p
dan krn duit msh banyak, gue apgred mobil2 yg ratingnya masih kecil.
sblmnya gue ambil 1 mobil lagi, nissan skyline. dan audi gue cat ulang, abu2nya jadi lebih gelap. skrg ke-empat mobil gue tambah keren & tambah powerful semuah!! hahaha...
hmmm... long wiken ini maen game apa lagi yaaa.... :P
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gara2 kemaren posting ini dan teriakan kamehameha, serta komen nita & anz yg menyerukan mantra, ajian, atau teriakan sang jagoan di film anime atau kartun, jadi kepikiran... apaan aja sih yg diteriakin jagoan2 lainnya? di film2 waktu kita kecil dulu sampe sekarang? so far baru daftar di bawah ini yg gue inget. masih banyak yg lain, yg momarable. apa lagi ya? ada yg mo nambahin??? bukan cuma dari film action hero aja, dari kartun2 cupu juga boleh :D note: yg pake bahasa jepang, gue ngasal. kira2 aja kedengerannya gimana :P kamehameha! (dragon ball) debu debu intan! (saint seiya - phoenix?) rantai nebula! (saint seiya - andromeda) ninpo sishi henka! (lionman/lionmaru) lion maru. ken taru! (lionman/lionmaru) dengan kekuatan bulan, akan menghukummu! (sailormoon) v-together! let's volt in! (voltus) satria baja hitam! berubah! (satria baja hitam) emmmbidipbidipbidip teko ajaib!! (teko ajaib, pangeran dandan, putri syalala) katakan peta! (dora the explorer) berhasil! berhasil! hore! (dora the explorer) swiper jangan mencuri! swiper jangan mencuri! (dora the explorer) kantong ajaib! (doraemon) ..... ..... huee... baru segitu yg gue inget... silakan ditambahin. gue mo back to work dulu ya.. hehehe...
dapet link dari mbak fitri, jadi kepengen nyoba semuanya. huehuehue.. iseng bgt yak, kek lg ga ada kerjaan ajah... :P *udah jam segini denk... mistinya udah mule nyantai..*
You Are Royal Blue
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People find you difficult to understand. In fact, you often find it hard to understand yourself.
You think so much that sometimes you get lost in your own thoughts!
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wahhh bener bangettt... sometimes i don't understand myself & get lost in my own thoughts! waaa!!!
You Are Expressionism
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Moody, emotional, and even a bit angsty... you certainly know how to express your emotions.
At times, you tend to lack perspective on your life, probably as a result of looking inward too much.
This introspection does give you a flair for the dramatic. And it's even maybe made you cultivate some artistic talents!
You have a true artist's temperament... which is a blessing and a curse.
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hhh... like i often said... i have this bless that cursed me...
Erotic Thriller
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You've made your own rules in life - and sometimes that catches up with you.
Winding a web of deceit comes naturally, and no one really knows the true you.
Your best movie matches: Swimming Pool, Unfaithful, The Crush
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no one really knows the true you <-- kebanyakan temen imajiner atau kebanyakan alter ego? :P mungkin ini pengaruh hidup di area abu2... kadang terlihat item pdhal putih, tapi sebenernya emang item... pake topeng di dlm topeng... penipu kelas berat???
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Artistic and maybe even a bit shallow, you belong to the clan of the Toredor. You have a keen eye for pretty things. The embrace is looked on as perserving all beautiful things for eternity. You are the sensual vampires that you hear people talk about that seduce to get what they want. This clan is the one thought of as being the spoiled sort who want to get what they want. However, you usually work right under the ventrue clan as they try to carry out their plans.
What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?
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The Toreador The Toreador are called many things - "degenerates," "artistes," "poseurs," and "hedonists" being but a few. But any such mass categorization does the clan a disservice. Depending on the individual and her mood, Toreador are alternately elegant and flamboyant, brilliant and ludicrous, visionary and dissipated. Perhaps the only truism that can be applied to the clan is its members' aesthetic zeal. Whatever a Toreador does, she does with passion. Whatever a Toreador is, she is with passion. To the Toreador, eternal life is to be savored. Many Toreador were artists, musicians or poets in life; many more have spent frustrating centuries producing laughable attempts at art, music or poetry. Toreador share the Ventrue's love of high society, though not for them the tedium of actually running things - that's what functionaries are for, darling. Toreador know that their place is to captivate and inspire - through their witty speech, graceful deeds, and simple, scintillating existence.
You are the WorldCompletion, Good Reward. The World is the final card of the Major Arcana, and as such represents saturnian energies, time, and completion. The World card pictures a dancer in a Yoni (sometimes made of laurel leaves). The Yoni symbolizes the great Mother, the cervix through which everything is born, and also the doorway to the next life after death. It is indicative of a complete circle. Everything is finally coming together, successfully and at last. You will get that Ph.D. you've been working for years to complete, graduate at long last, marry after a long engagement, or finish that huge project. This card is not for little ends, but for big ones, important ones, ones that come with well earned cheers and acknowledgements. Your hard work, knowledge, wisdom, patience, etc, will absolutely pay-off; you've done everything right. What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.
tadi selama bbrp menit mp ga bisa dibuka, cuma ada tulisan multiply 3.0 coming soon. kira2 begitu. dan bbrp jam kemudian, voila! bisa dibuka lagi. dengan tampilan baru. bisa dibaca releasenya di sini: http://multiply.multiply.com/journal/item/107gimana pendapat kalian? tambah bagus? tambah rame? keramean? silakan isi poling... serta kasih komentar... ga mempengaruhi apapun sih... cuma buat iseng2 aja :P hehe... yg pasti gue blm biasa sama leot & navigasi baru ini. masih terasa berat krn kebanyakan foto di homepage. masih ada kekurangan2nya di samping kelebihan2nya. mungkin krn baru, jadi belum terbiasa. nanti lama2 juga akan terbiasa... dan.. haduh itu kenapa hedsot gue jadi transparan gitu warna putihnya?? huhu... cuma di gue doang yg ancur gitu atau kalian juga melihatnya? kalo iya, ga bisa pake warna putih dong buat hedsot?? :( juga keknya bakalan ga bisa ngeliat profile orang lagi. hwaduh hwaduh.. gmana kita bisa ngeliat profile org itu kalo begitu??? huhu...
dapet dari nita. hihihihi...
Your Seduction Style: The Charismatic
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You're beyond seductive, you're downright magnetic!
You life live and approach seduction on a grand scale.
You have an inner self confidence and energy that most people lack
It's these talents that make you seem extraordinary - and you truly are!
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Is it true dat girls love bad boys? girls love them, being hurt, but still... cant live without them. maybe bcuz they have dat so called 'magnetic aura'. girls always attached to them. huhuw :P
meanwhile the good guys, somewhere out there, jez like invisible creatures. but when they show up, girls dont even notice they are there. although they do something to make girls notice their appearance, girls not quite interested. *sigh*
is dat true?
why?
let's find out...
^_^
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She
went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog
said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three
wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but
I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever
you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"
The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman
in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will
also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis
whom women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So,
KAZAM... she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! For her
second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog
said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And
he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his, and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM... she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!
Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a good sense of humour.
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gyahahaha..!! they got me!
yep, i scrolled it down. so... i never listen. i'm stubborn. i think
i'm smart. but at least i have a good sense of humour! buwahuawhauua....
1. Ketika anda hanya berdua dengan orang tak dikenal, colek bahunya!
Kemudian anda pura-pura melihat ke tempat lain..
2. Tekan tombol lift kemudian anda pura-pura kesetrum. Tersenyumlah lalu..... ulangi lagi.
3. Gunakan HP anda untuk telpon ke Psikolog sambil bertanya apakah dia tahu di lantai berapa anda sekarang ?
4. Bawalah kamera dan ambillah gambar semua orang yang ada di dalam lift.
5. Pindahkan meja kerja anda ke dalam lift. Jika ada yang masuk, tanyakan apakah mereka sudah membuat janji?
6. Bentangkan papan catur di lantai lift dan ajaklah orang-orang, barangkali ada yang mau main.
7. Letakkan sebuah bungkusan di pojok, jika ada yang masuk, tanyakan apakah mereka mendengar suara tik...tik...tik...
8. Anda pura-pura jadi pramugari! Tunjukkan prosedur keselamatan penerbangan seperti di dalam pesawat terbang.
9. Ketika pintu menutup, beri pengumuman kepada orang-orang. Tenang, jangan panik, nanti pasti terbuka lagi koq!.
10. Pasanglah muka menyeringai kesakitan sambil memegangi kepala anda dan mengumpat: Diam, semuanya diam!.
11. Bukalah tas anda, sambil melihat ke dalam tas, tanyalah: Udaranya cukup nggak disitu?
12. Diam dan jangan bergerak sama sekali di pojok lift, menghadap dinding, jangan pernah keluar.
13. Bawalah wayang golek atau wayang kulit, gunakan wayang itu untuk ngobrol dengan orang di dekat anda.
14. Dengarkan suara didnding lift dengan stetoskop.
15. Buatlah garis di lantai sekeliling anda menggunakan kapur, lalu bilang: Ini adalah wilayah SAYA.
*orang-orang Galia memang gila...*
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